- You know the meaning of the word "girt"
- You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.
- You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden.
- When you hear that an American "roots for his team" you wonder how often and with whom.
- You pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".
- You pronounce Penrith as "Pen-riff".
- You believe the "i" in the word "Australia" is optional.
- You can translate : " Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas".
- You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.
- You call your best friend "total bastard" but someone you really, truly despise is just " a bit of a bastard".
- You think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.
- You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife.
- You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin.
- You understand that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga" but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".
- Hamburger. Beetroot. Of course.
- You wear ugg boots outside the house.
- You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them.
- Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language.
- You understand that "excuse me" can sound rude, while "scuse me" is always polite.
- You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose.
- You understand that "you" has a plural and that it's "youse".
- You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.
- Your biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules for beach cricket.
- You still think of Kylie as "that girl off Neighbours".
- You understand that all bus timetables are works of fiction.
- When working on a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer.
2010. január 29., péntek
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